Happy Times …..

One of the best responses I've read.....

They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They’re not happy in Turkey…
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ...
They're not happy in Afghanistan ...
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in Syria ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ...

SO.. WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?

They're happy in Australia…
They're happy in the USA …
They're happy in Canada…
They're happy in England…
They’re happy in Belgium…
They're happy in Holland…
They're happy in France…
They're happy in Ireland…
They’re happy in Spain…
They’re happy in Portugal…
They're happy in Germany…
They're happy in Sweden…
They're happy in Finland…
They're happy in Norway…
They're happy in Denmark…

Basically, they're happy in every country that is not Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!

AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?

Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves

THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN !

AND THEN- They want to change those countries to be like, THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY!
Excuse me, but I can't help wondering...
How dumb can you get?
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim Terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Lets have a look at the evidence:
- No Christmas
- No television
- No nude women
- No football
- No pork chops
- No hot dogs
- No burgers
- No beer
- No wine
- No bacon
- Rags for clothes
- Towels for hats
- Constant wailing from some bloke in a tower
- More than one wife
- More than one mother-in-law
- You can't shave
- Your wife can't shave
- You can't wash off the smell of donkeys
- You cook over burning camel shit
- Your wife is picked by someone else for you
- Your wife smells worse than your donkey

Then they tell them that "when they die, it all gets better"???
Well No Shit Sherlock!....
It's not like it could get much worse!

I've always wondered why, a Muslim thinks he's going to go to his maker and have six virgins, Would it not be better to have six experienced prossies to have by his side and secondly, where in the world would you find six virgins of a legally acceptable age for every dead terrorist ???

Makes you think dunnit?